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30 Ways To Upset Your Chiropractor

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You may think that working for a chiropractor I would be disciplined in all things healthy and that I strive to live a balanced and healthy lifestyle. I firmly believe I eat healthily and do all the right things in my day to day life that make for a happy chiropractor. However, when he questions certain aspects of my lifestyle I start to realise that things aren’t as rosy as they seem.

Here is a list of some of things I do to irritate my boss and cause him to nag me incessantly on a daily basis….

1. Read in bed
2. Fall asleep on the settee
3. Wear very high heels…a lot!
4. Sleep on my stomach
5. Drink way too much wine
6. …and too much vodka
7. Eat too many kebabs…pizzas…takeaways in general
8. Sleep with my mobile phone next to my head
9. Not getting enough sleep (see above)
10. Carry daughter on my hip …all 3 stone of her!
11. Allow daughter to sleep on my arm in weird position
12. Carry heavy handbags full of unnecessary items
13. Skipping meals
14. Carry all of my shopping from the car to the house in one trip
15. Cradle my phone under my neck…hands free
16. Poor posture at my desk
17. Forget to do my neck and back exercises
18. Lie about doing my neck and back exercises
19. Poor swimming posture…head above water so makeup and hair doesn’t get ruined J
20. Poor posture when watching television
21. Moving furniture on my own when decorating (because I do not need a mans help!)
22. Eating Coco Pops for breakfast
23. …or biscuits dipped in coffee J
24. …or no breakfast at all
25. Using artificial sweetener in my coffee – this is bad apparently 
26. Not warming up enough before I hit the gym
27. Taking painkillers for headaches instead of taking preventative measures to begin with
28. Not drinking enough water (see above)
29. Skipping chiropractic appointments when I think there’s nothing wrong with me
30. Spending too much time on facebook – not really chiropractic related but annoys the hell out of him when im supposed to be working

 

 

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